This morning, I ventured to the Orlando Courthouse to pay a traffic ticket. Upon entering, I was forced to pass through security. When my purse passed through the scanner, an alarm sounded and the woman called for a "lockdown." She asked me what was in my purse. I proceeded to ramble off that I had a wallet, checkbook, tampon case, etc. She said, "You have a stun gun in here." By this time I was so afraid. I had police officers all around me wanting to know what I was planning on doing with a stun gun in the Courts. They began searching my purse for the contraband. "It looks like a pink cell phone," I helped. A kind officer asked me to go out and put the stun gun in my car. He then mentioned that he had never seen a stun gun like mine. He asked me to show him how it turns on and how it works. I told him that I stunned my sister at Christmas. The officer found this extremely amusing and asked if I put the video on YouTube, which I did not.
After I cleared security the second time around, I walked to the fourth floor and paid my fines. As I waited in the long driver's license line, I noticed the woman standing in front of me. She was very beautiful with blonde hair, a light pink cardigan, and sleek black pants. She was talking about her friends that she was the fashion police and mentioned several faux pas she had caught that morning. I thought it was lovely to have another sole sister, but I looked to her shoes. She had on leopard print flats which were looking quite odd. She had taken several pairs of earrings and clasped them to the toe area of the shoe. I thought that it looked very tacky, and that she as a "fashion police" was not doing a very good job at enforcing the rules. Let me know if you think she should receive a citation for poor shoe choice.
Happy Shopping.
No comments:
Post a Comment